pineplapple:

This is hands down the best parody twitter ever

dionysiandust:

ernoji:

when it’s the middle of the night and u hear ur parents waking up

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when it’s 7am and you hear your parents getting up for work

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wtfevolution:

Hippos, evolution? Hippos?!

wtfevolution:

Hippos, evolution? Hippos?!

bucky-barnes-booty:

theotherwesley:

blue-author:

Oh my gosh, this gets better and better.

FRIENDSHIP

this is a friend to keep

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

kaptincrunchh:

MASTER HAS GIVEN DOBBY A SOCK!

sixpenceee:

freddyskrueger:

toocooltobehipster:

3 year old death grip!

omfg

I was expecting her to burst into tears when she fell

pineplapple:

In New Zealand our drinking age is 18 but the drink driving tolerance for under 20s is zero and my friend who’s a cop said he gets great pleasure out of breathalising sober under 20 year olds and watching the terror fill their face as he tells them they’re 10 times over the legit drinking limit cause ten times zero is still zero